OPEn everyday
11 AM-9 PM
549 OCEAN BOULEVARD
ST SIMONS ISLAND, GA 31522
912-634-5168
NEWBIE?
Naked = no heat
Novice = a l'il bit
Nashville = getting there
Napalm = at your own risk
PLATES
Meat + 2 sides + white bread & pickles
WAFFLE instead of bread: $3
FRIED OR ROASTED
CHICKEN
Of course, we recommend fried.
CHOOSE YOUR HEAT
LITTLE WHITE • $13
1 breast/wing quarter
BIG WHITE • $16
2 breast/wing quarters
LITTLE DARK • $12
1 thigh/leg quarter
BIG DARK • $14
2 thigh/leg quarters
TENDERS
All white, no bones about it
CHOOSE YOUR HEAT
2 sides + white bread
Sub a waffle for $3
3 JUMBO TENDERS + 2 SIDES • $13
Mo' TENDERS • $3/ea
CATFISH
If chickens could swim
Farm raised, southern fried
CHOOSE YOUR HEAT
PLATE • $16
12 oz pieces + 2 sides + white bread + Porch handmade tartar sauce
JUST THE FISH, MA'AM • $11
12 oz. pieces, Porch tartar sauce, no sides
FRESH WILD GEORGIA SHRIMP
Fresh off the boat and delivered here daily
CHOOSE YOUR HEAT
PLATE • market
1/2 pound of shrimp (fried or grilled) + 2 sides + white bread + Porch handmade special sauce and cocktail sauce
JUST THE shrimp • market
1/2 pound of shrimp, fried or grilled, choose your heat, no sides.
SAMMICHes
THE MOTHERCLUCKER
Fried chicken breast
Homemade pimento cheese
sliced pickles + 1 side
Why bread was invented
Choose your heat
or get it grilled
$12
CHICKEN CAESar wrap + 1 side • $13
BLT Chicken wrap + 1 side • $13
chicken salad sandwich on croissant + 1 side • $9
ROWDY KIDS
8 years and youngeR
2 CHICKEN TENDERS, SHRIMP or CATFISH FILETS
+ 1 SIDE + KID CUP
$9.50
SALADS
CHOOSE YOUR HEAT ON ALL PROTEINS
Add a Porch fried or grilled breast
or two tenders for $5
Add Chicken Salad - $5
Add Shrimp (fried or grilled)- market
HOUSE • $7
Romaine + Iceberg + cabbage + carrots + croutons
Choose your dressing
caesar • $9
Romaine + Parmesan cheese + croutons
Caesar dressing
SPINACH • $9
Red onion + button 'shrooms + dried cherries
Ga candied pecans, blue cheese crumbles
Porch balsamic vinaigrette
Don't do balsamic? Ooooookay.
There's BLEU CHEESE, RANCH, HONEY MUSTARD
SIDES
All plates come with 2 sides
A la carte, $3.50 except Premium Sides
PORCH CORN
On the cob where nature put it
$4 extra as a plate side
Cole slaw
Magical Cabbage
JB's Collards
Good for you
PVC Pimento Cheese Grits
Same as Palmer's Village Cafe, in a classier joint
Maple Baked Beans
They're b-b-b-baconated
Tots
Our way, better than other ways
Mac and cheese
Secret cheese makes it awesome
Brussell sprouts • $5/$2.0 extra as a plate side
Xtra Pickles/Bread $.50
SWEETS
BIG DADDY'S NANNER PUDDIN' • $5
MILLS' BANGIN' ICE CREAM COOKIE SAMMICH • $5
DRINKS
SODA AND ICED TEA • $2.75
FROSES,WINE & CRAFT BEER
ask for a list
family meals
Call in or Order online under the tab and look for “Haul it Home” Button. For smaller screens look under “More” options for “haul it home” menu - each Meal with gallon of a tea/drink:
(1) 12 tenders + 2 quarts of sides $50
(2) 6 piece bone-in chicken + 2 quarts of sides $60
(3) 4 motherclucker sammiches + 2 quarts of sides $50
(4) Catfish for 4 + 2 quarts of sides $55
(5) Shrimp for 4 + 2 quarts of sides = $80
We’re selling alcohol to go as well.
Frose Quart $20
1/2 gallon of Frosé $40
1 gallon of Frosé $60
Any bottled beer $4
CHICKEN, CATFISH AND SHRIMP PLATES
SAMMICH - KIDS - SALADS - SIDES
SWEETS & DRINKS