OPEn everyday
11 AM-9 PM


549 OCEAN BOULEVARD
ST SIMONS ISLAND, GA 31522
912-634-5168

NEWBIE

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Naked = no heat
Novice = a l'il bit
Nashville = getting there
Napalm = at your own risk

 

PLATES

Meat + 2 sides + white bread & pickles
WAFFLE instead of bread: $3


FRIED OR ROASTED

CHICKEN

Of course, we recommend fried.
CHOOSE YOUR HEAT

 

LITTLE WHITE • $13

1 breast/wing quarter

BIG WHITE • $16

2 breast/wing quarters

LITTLE DARK • $12

1 thigh/leg quarter

BIG DARK • $14

2 thigh/leg quarters

 

TENDERS

All white, no bones about it
CHOOSE YOUR HEAT
2 sides + white bread
Sub a waffle for $3

3 JUMBO TENDERS + 2 SIDES • $13
Mo' TENDERS • $3/ea

CATFISH

If chickens could swim
Farm raised, southern fried
CHOOSE YOUR HEAT

PLATE • $16 

12 oz pieces + 2 sides + white bread + Porch handmade tartar sauce

JUST THE FISH, MA'AM •  $11

12 oz. pieces, Porch tartar sauce, no sides

FRESH WILD GEORGIA SHRIMP

Fresh off the boat and delivered here daily
CHOOSE YOUR HEAT

PLATE • market

1/2 pound of shrimp (fried or grilled) + 2 sides + white bread + Porch handmade special sauce and cocktail sauce

JUST THE shrimp •  market

1/2 pound of shrimp, fried or grilled, choose your heat, no sides.

SAMMICHes

THE MOTHERCLUCKER

Fried chicken breast
Homemade pimento cheese
sliced pickles + 1 side

Why bread was invented
Choose your heat
or get it grilled
$12

CHICKEN CAESar wrap + 1 side • $13


BLT Chicken wrap + 1 side • $13


chicken salad sandwich on croissant + 1 side • $9



ROWDY KIDS

8 years and youngeR

 

2 CHICKEN TENDERS, SHRIMP or CATFISH FILETS
+ 1 SIDE + KID CUP
$9.50


SALADS

CHOOSE YOUR HEAT ON ALL PROTEINS

Add a Porch fried or grilled breast
or two tenders for $5

Add Chicken Salad - $5

Add Shrimp (fried or grilled)- market
 

HOUSE • $7

Romaine + Iceberg + cabbage + carrots + croutons
Choose your dressing

caesar • $9

Romaine + Parmesan cheese + croutons
Caesar dressing

SPINACH • $9

Red onion + button 'shrooms + dried cherries
Ga candied pecans, blue cheese crumbles
Porch balsamic vinaigrette

Don't do balsamic? Ooooookay.
There's BLEU CHEESE, RANCH, HONEY MUSTARD



SIDES

All plates come with 2 sides
A la carte, $3.50 except Premium Sides

 

PORCH CORN

On the cob where nature put it
$4 extra as a plate side

 

Cole slaw

Magical Cabbage

JB's Collards

Good for you

PVC Pimento Cheese Grits

Same as Palmer's Village Cafe, in a classier joint

Maple Baked Beans

They're b-b-b-baconated

Tots

Our way, better than other ways

Mac and cheese

Secret cheese makes it awesome

 

Brussell sprouts • $5/$2.0 extra as a plate side
Xtra Pickles/Bread $.50


SWEETS


BIG DADDY'S NANNER PUDDIN' • $5
MILLS' BANGIN' ICE CREAM COOKIE SAMMICH • $5

 

DRINKS


SODA AND ICED TEA • $2.75

 

FROSES,WINE & CRAFT BEER

ask for a list

family meals


Call in or Order online under the tab and look for “Haul it Home” Button. For smaller screens look under “More” options for “haul it home” menu - each Meal with gallon of a tea/drink:

(1) 12 tenders + 2 quarts of sides $50
(2) 6 piece bone-in chicken + 2 quarts of sides $60
(3) 4 motherclucker sammiches + 2 quarts of sides $50
(4) Catfish for 4 + 2 quarts of sides $55
(5) Shrimp for 4 + 2 quarts of sides = $80

We’re selling alcohol to go as well.
Frose Quart $20
1/2 gallon of Frosé $40
1 gallon of Frosé $60
Any bottled beer $4

CHICKEN, CATFISH AND SHRIMP PLATES
SAMMICH - KIDS - SALADS - SIDES
SWEETS & DRINKS